White Owl Derby Party

The 142nd Kentucky Derby. Run for the Roses. Churchill Downs. Best 2 minutes in sports.

White Owl Social Club. Come for the band, betting and complimentary breakfast. Stay for the cocktails and cigars.

The horses, the hats, bowties, the beautiful people—it’s fabulous. We love horses. Majestic animals. Beasts of burden. They’re amazing. The back patio, it’s perfect. Picnic tables. Perfect viewing experience. We bring in TVs, three of them, big ones. They’re 70 inches across. Bright. It’s high definition. Hands down.

Wagering bets. We’ll auction off each horse. Calcutta style. The horse with the best odds, typically fetches the most money. It’s capitalism. That’s how it works. The winners take all the dough.

Breakfast brunch. We’ll provide it at 10am. Complimentary: eggs, bacon, potatoes. The cooks make it. It’s seasoned and it’s delicious. You’ll love it.

Entertainment. Aaron Ross is hosting all of it. He’s bringing The Band with him, they’re amazing. They play covers. All the hits. They interact, too. Trivia questions. We give out prizes to the winners. Schwag. Gift Cards. All of it.

Drinks. We’ll have all of them. Maker’s Mark Mint Julep slushies and Mango Pabst back patio raddlers. Our sponsors: Beam Suntory and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Best in the business. We love them.

Prizes. We’re giving them out for best dressed. Tickets to Project Pabst. Great lineup.

Stogies. Broadway Cigar will be there. The whole lineup. Big ones, small ones. All your race day tobacco needs.

Photobooth. We’ll have one. Prints the picture right on the spot. You’ll love it. Your friends. They’ll love it too.

Question. If you have any. Leave us a comment on Facebook. We’ll answer them. Done deal.

Portland. See you on Derby Day.