SOLD OUT. Saturday, June 3 8:00 pm

Sat, Jun 3 at 8pm

General Admission
$25.44 with fees
Tickets are no longer available online.
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Enjoy watching the show from the best seat in the house! Exclusive seating on our mezzanine means you see all the action, and you get a free drink at the bar! (Please note that while The Siren is ADA accessible, the mezzanine is only accessible via stairs)
$39.26 with fees
Tickets are no longer available online.

“Entirely too many brains for a cast like that.”   (PDX Comedy Blog)

It's back.

The staged parody of the best movie ever made about philosophy, the nuances of bar crowd management, love, small town politics and karate. This show debuted back in 2010 to sold out audiences and rave reviews, and it is straight up FUN. Starring some of the funniest people around with live music, there is a reason why this show sells out every time we do it.  Get tix early because while pain don't hurt,  missing this show does.

Adapted by Shelley McLendon and Courtenay Hameister


Paul Glazier

Lori Ferraro

Shelley McLendon

Ted Douglass

Erin O'Regan

Marshall Bradley

Rob Campbell

Wm. Steven Humphrey

and more!

With original music by Jonny Newsome and Neil Andrews

May 19-June 17

$22 adv/ $30 door (May 19 is pay what you want!)

7:30 door/ 8:00 show